Really wish I was staying now.
Hate having to be away from my mum.

wanderection:

FETCH ME MY JIMMY CHOO FLIP FLOPS

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WHERE IS MY PINK PRADA TOTE

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I NEED MY TIFFANY HAIRBAND

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AND THEN I CAN GO FOR A FLOAT

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Like seriously. Who gives a fuck if you got pissed up all day, its fucking you, im not a retard.

Still no need for lies.

Famous last words ‘dont tell Elle’

No just lie to me instead, im sure its about 10000 times better than actually telling me shit.

Think its your entire face and frong that make you gayass

Awh yeah.

To everyone whinging about their lived ones.

Be grateful you’ve got someone around that does shit to annoy you and make you whinge.

Being annoyed is better than being fucking alone.

Shut up. Thanks. Night.


owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

godsmangina:

godsmangina:

mum I don’t need “the talk” I’ve played the sims i know how babies r made

What do you mean you don’t hide under the sheets with someone and yell woohoo

Been with my mr man two and a half years today