Really wish I was staying now.
Hate having to be away from my mum.
FETCH ME MY JIMMY CHOO FLIP FLOPS
WHERE IS MY PINK PRADA TOTE
I NEED MY TIFFANY HAIRBAND
AND THEN I CAN GO FOR A FLOAT
Like seriously. Who gives a fuck if you got pissed up all day, its fucking you, im not a retard.
Still no need for lies.
Famous last words ‘dont tell Elle’
No just lie to me instead, im sure its about 10000 times better than actually telling me shit.
Think its your entire face and frong that make you gayass
To everyone whinging about their lived ones.
Be grateful you’ve got someone around that does shit to annoy you and make you whinge.
Being annoyed is better than being fucking alone.
Shut up. Thanks. Night.
We go forward.
mum I don’t need “the talk” I’ve played the sims i know how babies r made
What do you mean you don’t hide under the sheets with someone and yell woohoo
Been with my mr man two and a half years today